Planet Sphincter

Where the 'Narrator' has his heart lifted then broken when he gets the chance to meet his alter egos, as he tries to hold onto what sanity remains attached as he flashes (not that way!) through the dimensions.

"I knew it was going to be a bad trip, everywhere that you looked they were identical Sphincter Men with accompanying fly, as far as the eye and nose could detect, wall to f**king wall Sphincter tw*tting Men"